House Crazy Sarah should’ve saved this house for Halloween season because it embodies all things dark and ghoulish.
But she just couldn’t help herself – this house is too hilarious not to share, no matter what time of year!
Coffin in the corner…. yay or nay?
House Crazy Sarah loves her some color in her houses, which makes this one full of black and white and 50 shades of grey an assault to the senses.
But in a funny way.
This beauty is currently for sale for $225,000 in Baltimore, Maryland.
It dates back to 1940 but has been fully revamped.
The moroseness of this place reminds House Crazy Sarah of another depressing grey house she featured last November.
This home has all of one bedroom, but what a bedroom it is!
The upper level was opened up from two rooms to make one gigantic master bedroom.
And despite the décor and black carpet, it is actually fairly light and bright, thanks to ample windows, mirrors, and white walls & ceiling.
Any guesses that the homeowner is a fan of Stephen King?
It does make one wonder… who would do this to a house?
The basement is a literal subterranean tomb.
Black carpet… Black walls… Why no coffin down here?
Imagine going on a date with a guy and he brought you home to this – yikes!
But wait, there’s more!
Check out the backyard…
Despite the dark, graveyard theme, the yard is meticulously maintained.
The hearse is no doubt parked in the garage.
And look at this – a bar! (Beside the crypt shed.)
Lest we think our vampire homeowner doesn’t have any friends, look at how this area is set up for entertaining!
The bar is fully stocked so some living creatures must frequent this place.
From the exterior, this grey house lands with a heavy, dead thud.
But at least it is tidy and well-kept!
The homeowner clearly has pride in the dark side.